Mick Foley Books In Order

Tietam Brown

If you re one of those crying to your shrink cause your childhood was SO hard type of people, you should probably read 1 New York Times Bestselling author Mick Foley’s fiction debut, Tietam Brown, for a reality check. Even if you re not one of them, stop your whining and pick up the damn thing anyway. Atietam Andy Brown is a seventeen year old with a busted hand, and a missing ear. He s arrived at his father s house to start life anew after being raised alternately in foster homes and juvenile detention centers where his life hung by a thread on more than one occasion. With this fresh start in hand he hopes he s got a shot at completing his childhood like a normal kid. But when he realizes that his father s favorite activities are naked beer guzzling weight lifting, and sleeping with his classmate s mothers, well, let s just say his prospects for the future are once again dimmed. That is, until he finds out that Terri, the hottest cheerleader in school, likes him. Nice work, Andy! Funnier than professional wrestling and smarter than nuclear physics, Tietam Brown is sure to pin you for a three count to your reading chair.

Scooter

Scooter Riley named after Yankee shortstop Phil Rizzuto is just a regular kid growing up in the Bronx, right near Yankee Stadium, in 1969. His father, Patrick Riley, is a New York City cop. His grandfather, a fireman for thirty years, is a man who firmly believes that all of life’s great lessons are explained in baseball lore. In the wake of the assassinations of Dr. King and Bobby Kennedy, as the neighborhood changes around him, Scooter is forced to see that life, like baseball, is a game in which a few extraordinary moments moments of either courage or cowardice will define the man he becomes.

Have a Nice Day!

Mick Foley is a nice man, a family man who loves amuseme*nt parks and eating ice cream in bed. So how to explain those Japanese death matches in rings with explosives, golden thumbtacks and barbed wire instead of rope? The second degree burn tissue? And the missing ear that was ripped off during a bout in which he kept fighting? Here is an intimate glimpse into Mick Foley’s mind, his history, his work and what some might call his pathology. Now with a bonus chapter summarizing the past 15 months from his experience as a bestselling author through his parting thoughts before his final match. A tale of blood, sweat, tears and more blood all in his own words straight from the twisted genius behind Cactus Jack, Dude Love, and Mankind.

Foley is Good

In Foley is Good, Mick Foley former Commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation, aka Cactus Jack, Dude Love, and Mankind picks up right where his smash 1 New York Times bestseller Have a Nice Day! left off, giving readers an inside look at the behind the scenes action in the Federation. With total honesty and riotous humor, Mick Foley shines a spotlight into some of the hidden corners of the World Wrestling Federation. From the ongoing controversy surrounding ‘backyard wrestling’ to the real story behind his now infamous ‘I Quit’ match with The Rock, Foley covers all the bases in this hysterically funny roller coaster ride of a memoir.

The Hardcore Diaries

What was I thinking? Another autobiography? A third? Who did I think I was, Winston Churchill? Why would I want to set my pen loose on hundreds of sheets of notebook paper unless I really felt I had something worth writing about?

Besides, I had a wrestling comeback to prepare for, mentally and physically, provided I could get Vince McMahon and the WWE creative staff to embrace what I was sure was the single greatest storyline of my career.

Then it hit me: the storyline. I would give WWE fans unprecedented access to World Wrestling Entertainment, covering everything from conception to completion. I would recount how I felt about specific interviews and matches, whether they helped or hurt. I would expose the backstage politics, shed some light on my rocky relationship with Vince McMahon, offer insights into my personal dealings with WWE Superstars, and tell stories about my favorite Divas.

But I wasn’t interested in writing just a wrestling book. I wanted to share moments from my personal life as well, from a humorous look at my unlikely dinner with polarizing neocon Paul Wolfowitz, to my haunting meeting with a severely burned boy in Afghanistan, to my peculiar obsession with a certain jolly old elf.

I knew I could make the fans care about this storyline, provided I could once again find the passion to make the story come to life in arenas around the country and on television sets around the world.

Most importantly, I had to ask myself a vital question, one upon which this whole idea, and therefore the book you hold, hinges: Was I willing to become the first voluntary member of the Vince McMahon ‘Kiss My Ass Club’? I sat on the idea for a few days, to let the idea ripen and mature in my mind, like a fine vintage wine, and to figure out if I was really willing to kiss his ass. I mean, literally kiss a man’s ass. Sure, I’d been kissing the same guy’s ass figuratively for a decade. But this was different. Did I really have the testicular fortitude required for such a task? In front of millions? Including my wife and kids?

I made the call.

Mick Foley’s Christmas Chaos

The elves were running everywhere they were loud and brash and rude, and Tommy Top, the tallest elf, was running in the nude. The elves were throwing toys and games, and to make things even worse, Billy Bop, the smallest elf, was teaching them to curse…
What does Santa do when things get out of hand in his North Pole castle? He brings in the World Wrestling Federation Superstars!Mick Foley’s Christmas Chaos is a hilarious modern classic with all the heartwarming magic of a cherished tradition. Riotously illustrated by Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler, this new Christmas story is sure to delight children, wrestling fans, and readers of all ages. Make room on the shelf next to The Night Before Christmas and A Christmas Carol, because this Yuletide tale has attitude!Mick Foley number one New York Times bestselling author, Hardcore Legend, and Commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation crafts a delightful tale of mischief, mayhem, and the true meaning of Christmas. When the elves revolt against Santa and refuse to make any toys and the reindeer gang up on Rudolph as though they’ve joined DX, Santa Claus gives up hope that anyone these days has the true Christmas spirit. When the situation looks its bleakest, Mrs. Claus calls in the cavalry Kane, Jericho, Val Venis, Jerry Lawler, Kurt Angle, Edge, an the rest of the Federation Superstars!How the wrestlers misbehave making things even worse and how one unexpected and unassuming person saves Christmas for the whole world is an unforgettable and uplifting story that will add good cheer to your holiday season year after year. Perfect for reading out loud near a crackl8ing fire or while tucked in at bedtime, Mick Foley’s Christmas Chaos is sure to become a family tradition in your home.

Mick Foley’s Halloween Hijinx

The monster children laughed out loud as they put down as book of rulesThat was handed out to every child of goblins, ghosts, and ghouls. These monsters had been good for months, for As rules were very clear:They were allowed to haunt their forest,but only oats a year. On Am one night there were no rules they could act their very worst. That night was tomorrow,October thirty first!What’s the true meaning of Halloween.? Candy, of course! And who better than former World Wrestling Federation commissioner and bestselling author Mick Foley to capture the spirit of this delightfully creepy holiday. In this festive end imaginative follow up to Mick’s beloved Christmas Chaos, we meet three youngsters whose quest for the perfect Halloween costume takes them on the adventure of a lifetime. Filled with adorable witches and werewolves, scary magic spells, and even a Mick Foley doll that comes to life, Mick Foley’s Halloween Hijinx is sure to please children of all ages who just can’t wait for October thirty first.