On the porch of the comfortable little house, perhaps in Amsterdam, someone conjures up a few strange tales of the sinisterly unexpected. And then there's the magnificent white whale in the wedding dress.writers tramping over the hills on the island of Methana.the novelist in South Africa and the poet on a train somewhere under the sea. All come together in this fascinating collection of stories and poems by members of UKAuthors. From Mrs Postlethwaite at the post office, to a cold-blooded killer, to the pigs watching telly and The Dead Butlers' Club, marvellous characters plot, plan, rue and connive in marvellously inventive stories, each one a masterpiece of wit, betrayal, terror.and wicked comedy. "Suspense, black humour and mystery..."