Michael J Pellowski Books In Order

The Little Giant Book of Baseball Facts

Welcome, baseball fans this is the Major League game at its best, and it’s unfolding on more than 350 fabulously fun filled pages of this Little Giant Book . There s lots of legendary lore and cool trivia, with more than 1,000 facts about amazing pennant races, astonishing pitching feats, astounding hitting achievements, and much more. Snicker at silly baseball slang, nutty player nicknames, and crazy quotes. Get the lowdown on who wore the very first catcher s mask, who pitched the very first no hitter, and who served as the first African American umpire in the majors. Check your knowledge of the diamond with pop up quizzes.

Football Facts

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY.

Rutgers Football

Thirteen seconds remaining, score tied at 25, fourth and seven for Rutgers at Louisville’s 27. Against the third ranked team in the nation, on a perfect autumn evening, the Scarlet Knights stormed back from 18 down, with Coach Greg Schiano’s vaunted defense shutting down Louisville’s passing attack. As Jeremy Ito’s kick cleared the uprights with seconds on the clock, the Scarlet Knights announced their arrival as one of the most fearsome teams in the nation.

Rutgers Football: A Gridiron Tradition in Scarlet is a richly illustrated history of one of the most storied programs in all of college football. From the first intercollegiate contest against Princeton in 1869, which started college football as we know it, through the years that Paul Robeson suited up for the team, the famous undefeated season of 1976, and right up to the Schiano era, former Scarlet Knight Michael Pellowski takes you on a fascinating journey that chronicles the highlights of the first 137 years of Rutgers Football. He makes special mention of the Scarlet Knights who have gone on to successful careers in the NFL Brian Leonard, Mike McMahon, L.J. Smith, Gary Brackett, Ray Lucas, Deron Cherry, among others and includes a complete listing of letter winners.

Now, with the Empire State Building being lit red in the team’s honor, and fans believing that a national championship is within reach, Rutgers Football: A Gridiron Tradition in Scarlet provides the indispensable backstory for this team as it ‘chops’ its way to future greatness.

3650 Jokes, Puns, and Riddles

This classic collection of jokes, puns, and riddles features the outrageous and the inane, the silly and the side splitting, and will have you, your family, and friends laughing, moaning, guffawing, and rolling in uncontrollable bursts of laughter. It’s for everyone who, from time to time, needs a little laughter in their lives. And who doesn t? Between these covers are a staggering 3650 entries at a joke a day that s 10 full years of comedy! With chapters on everything from Modern Romance, the Working World and Aging to Pop Culture, Money, and much more, 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles contains the most ridiculous quip for every conceivable occasion. There are gibes, barbs, and insults, knock knock jokes, and one liners, doctor jokes and lawyer jokes, animal jokes and family jokes, and throughout a seemingly endless supply of bad puns. 3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles will have you chuckling, chortling, giggling, grinning, and groaning in spite of yourself.

Wild & Wacky Pet Jokes & Riddles

These jokes are doggone funny and we re not kitten around! From Watch the Birdies to The Reptile File, all these wildly amusing gags center on our favorite pets. What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound. How about this notice: Domestic cat needed to do light mousework. What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa. It’s a hoot, and illustrated with comical cartoons, too!

A Little Giant Book

When you’re driving down life’s highway and your vehicle is low on fuel, try not to pass any gas. These jokes aren’t just gross they’re really, REALLY gross! Punsters of all ages will find plenty of gross out amuseme*nt in this monster collection, from revolting riddles to icky rhymes. And because it’s A Little Giant Book, you know that it’s packed full of rambunctious and rascally entertainment.

Joke & Riddle Jackpot

Joke loving kids will feel as if they hit the jackpot with this comic gold mine of gags, giggles, and jests. It’s filled to the brim with wacky humor, including Computer Chuckles, Animal Antics, Feeling Good, and lots more funny business. Some of the wit is downright fishy: Where does a clam go to lift weights? Mussel Beach. Who guides a ship, is green, and has sharp teeth? The navi gator. School s always good for a laugh: Teacher: Did you think band class would be all fun? Student: Yes, I only came here to play. From Merry Media to Feeling Good, every quip is sidesplitting.

Monster Jokes

Scare up some blood curdling, chilling chuckles! Your favorite little monsters will love these, because here come some comic creature features and Dracula, Frankenstein, King Kong, pus robots, werewolves and mad scientists are all turning up for the fun. Howl with laughter over this: What’s the tallest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building. Where do you gas up a monster truck? A villain station. What would you get if you crossed a monster with a grand piano? A Frankensteinway. What does King Kong wear when he barbecues ribs? An ape ron. And, don’t forget everyone’s favorite freezing fiend: What does the Abominable Snowman do when people wave at him? He gives them the cold shoulder! With cool cartoony illustrations, too.

Wackiest Jokes in the World

‘When does a baby TV cry?’ When its channel needs changing. ‘How do you fix a broken pizza?’ Use tomato paste. Want wackiness? You’ve got it by the carload, with the wildest, zaniest collection of jokes ever! They’re absolutely guaranteed to crack up your friends and family. Knock yourself out with nutty knock knocks. Try tongue twisters and ‘bumper snickers.’ On an oil truck: We fuel people. Giggle and guffaw over school: ‘Which class in school does soda like best?’ Fizz Ed!And why not go buggy? After all, it’s so funny. ‘What’s yellow, orange, black, and buzzes?’ Carrots and bees. From Robin Hoot, the owl who robs from the rich and gives to the poor, to Moondonna, the famous cow rock star, there’s lots of craziness to keep everyone in stitches.