Dan Greenburg Books In Order

Max Segal Books In Order

  1. Love Kills (1978)
  2. Exes (1990)
  3. Fear Itself (2014)

Zack Files Books In Order

  1. Great-Grandpa’s in the Litter Box (1996)
  2. Through the Medicine Cabinet (1996)
  3. A Ghost Named Wanda (1996)
  4. I’m Out of My Body, Please Leave a Message (1997)
  5. Dr Jekyll, My Dentist (1997)
  6. Zap! I’m a Mind Reader (1996)
  7. Never Trust a Cat Who Wears Earrings (1997)
  8. My Son, the Time Traveller (1997)
  9. The Volcano Goddess Will See You Now (1997)
  10. Bozo the Clone (1997)
  11. How to Speak Dolphin in Three Easy Lessons (1997)
  12. Now You See Me Now You Don’t (1997)
  13. The Invisible Boy (1998)
  14. The Misfortune Cookie (1998)
  15. Elvis the Turnip…and Me (1998)
  16. Hang a Left at Venus (1999)
  17. Evil Queen Tut and the Great Ant Pyramids (1999)
  18. Yikes! Grandma’s a Teenager (1999)
  19. How I Fixed the Year 1000 Problem (1999)
  20. The Boy Who Cried Bigfoot (2000)
  21. How I Went from Bad to Verse (2000)
  22. Don’t Count on Dracula (2000)
  23. This Body’s Not Big Enough for Both of Us (2000)
  24. Greenish Eggs and Dinosaurs (2001)
  25. My Grandma, Major League Slugger (2001)
  26. Trapped in the Museum of Unnatural History (2002)
  27. Me and My Mummy (2002)
  28. My Teacher Ate My Homework (2002)
  29. Tell a Lie and Your Butt Will Grow (2002)
  30. Just Add Water…and Scream! (2003)
  31. It’s Itchcraft (2003)

Maximum Boy Books In Order

  1. How I Became a Superhero (2001)
  2. The Day Everything Tasted Like Broccoli (2001)
  3. Invasion from the Planet of the Cows (2001)
  4. Maximum Girl Unmasked (2002)
  5. Attack of the Soggy Underwater People (2002)
  6. Meet Super Sid : Crime Fighting Kid (2002)
  7. The Worst Bully in the Entire Universe (2002)
  8. Superhero or Super Thief (2001)

Secrets of Dripping Fang Books In Order

  1. The Onts (2005)
  2. Treachery and Betrayal at Jolly Days (2006)
  3. The Vampire’s Curse (2006)
  4. Fall of the House of Mandible (2006)
  5. The Shluffmuffin Boy Is History (2006)
  6. Attack of the Giant Octopus (2007)
  7. Please Don’t Eat the Children (2007)
  8. When Bad Snakes Attack Good Children (2007)

Weird Planet Books In Order

  1. Dude, Where’s My Spaceship (2006)
  2. Lost in Las Vegas (2006)
  3. Chilling with the Great Ones (2006)
  4. Attack of the Evil Elvises (2007)
  5. Lights Camera…liftoff! (2007)
  6. Thrills, Spills, and Cosmic Chills (2008)

Novels

  1. Chewsday (1968)
  2. Philly (1970)
  3. What Do Women Want? (1982)
  4. True Adventures (1985)
  5. The Nanny (1987)
  6. The Guardian (1990)
  7. The Bed Who Ran Away from Home (1991)
  8. Young Santa (1991)
  9. Moses Supposes (1997)
  10. Green Eggs and Dinosaurs (2001)
  11. Claws (2006)

Collections

Picture Books

  1. Jumbo the Boy and Arnold the Elephant (1969)

Chapter Books

  1. Why I Was Late for School Again (2021)

Non fiction

  1. Po*rnographics (1969)
  2. Scoring (1972)
  3. How to Make Yourself Miserable for the Rest of the Century (1976)
  4. Something’s There (1976)
  5. How to Avoid Love and Marriage (1983)
  6. Confessions of a Pregnant Father (1986)
  7. How to Be a Jewish Mother (1991)
  8. 200 Super-Fun, Super-Fast Math Story Problems (2002)
  9. The Only True Biography of Benjamin Franklin, By His Cat, Missy Hooper (2020)
  10. The Only True Biography of Mae Jemison, By Sneeze, Her Cat (2021)

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Dan Greenburg Books Overview

Great-Grandpa’s in the Litter Box

Zack wants to adopt a kitten from the local animal shelter. But what he takeshome instead is a scruffy old tomcat who not only talks, but claims to be thereincarnation of Zack’s long departed Great Grandpa Julius!

Through the Medicine Cabinet

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. After Zack opens his medicine cabinet one morning and sees a boy who could be his double staring back at him, he enters a parallel universe.

A Ghost Named Wanda

Primary graders will love these illustrated first chapter books about Zack, an unflappably normal 10 year old New Yorker to whom strange things keep happening. In A Ghost Named Wanda, a supernatural force that flips pancakes and makes the TV float is at work in Zack’s apartment.

I’m Out of My Body, Please Leave a Message

When Zack’s friend Spencer brings a 60’s style hippie book on astral travel to a sleepover, Zack learns the ins and outs of out of body travel in a snap. Getting out of their bodies seems to be awfully easy for the boys. The problem is, how do they get back in?.

Dr Jekyll, My Dentist

Zack isn’t thrilled about having to get a tooth pulled, but a trip to the orthodontist proves a lot hairier than he ever expected. Nice old Dr. Silver has been replaced by the fang toothed Dr. Jekyll, a mouthwash guzzling mad scientist whose secret experiments have gone ker plewy.

Zap! I’m a Mind Reader

When a science experiment goes wrong, Zack develops a bizarre new skill. He hears people speak without moving their lips. And he knows all the answers in a geography test without even thinking. But being a mind reader can be a bit scary sometimes especially when there are hungry piranhas around.

Never Trust a Cat Who Wears Earrings

After getting scratched at the museum by an Egyptian looking cat who was wearing an earring, Zack begins to wonder if he is turning into a cat himself when he finds that he suddenly enjoys chasing birds and is terribly afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

My Son, the Time Traveller

Zack learns that the baseball card he wants to buy has just been purchased by a boy named Mack who, when meeting him, surprisingly introduces himself as Zack’s son from the future.

The Volcano Goddess Will See You Now

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Zack and his father go to Hawaii where Zack has an unfortunate encounter with an angry volcano goddess

Bozo the Clone

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. When Zack uses a magic box from Tibet to produce a duplicate of himself, he finds that he has created more problems than he has solved.

How to Speak Dolphin in Three Easy Lessons

When Zack is given the chance to swim with dolphins on a trip to Florida, he dives right in. But before long, Zack is surprised to find that the dolphins are trying to tell him something ? and even more surprised that he can understand and talk to them! There’s definitely something fishy going on here! Could it be genuine animal communication? And can Zack and his new friends get their signals straight and salvage an old sunken ship filled with treasure?

Now You See Me Now You Don’t

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. When Zack accidentally drinks the invisible ink that is one of Spencer’s experiments, he worries about missing his only chance to get his picture in the paper, if the new flavor he and Spencer invented wins the local Len and Larry’s Ice Cream contest.

The Misfortune Cookie

What would you do if your fortune cookie fortunes started coming true? Confucius says something very weird is going on! Could his thirteenth adventure be Zack’s unlucky number?

Elvis the Turnip…and Me

FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Late one night when ten year old Zack hears strains of ”Heartbreak Hotel” coming from the refrigerator, he discovers the possibility that Elvis lives on as a turnip.

Hang a Left at Venus

In Central Park, Zack and his dad encounter an alien who has lost his spaceship, which has been towed because it was illegally parked.

Evil Queen Tut and the Great Ant Pyramids

While on a class picnic in Central Park, ten year old Zack gets a chance to study ants close up and personal when he uses way too much of a classmate’s diet powder and shrinks to their size.

Yikes! Grandma’s a Teenager

A trip to New York City to celebrate her 89th birthday and participate in a Rockettes reunion at Radio City Music Hall leaves Zack’s Grandma Leah feeling younger than springtime. And she’s looking that way too, since a strange trip through an airport metal detector turned back the hands of time and is making Grandma grow younger and younger!

How I Fixed the Year 1000 Problem

Y2K is not the problem for Zack; he’s up to his ears in dragons and wizards when a computer glitch sends him hurtling back in time to the year 999, and to a peculiar boys’ school known as Dragon Slayers’ Academy.

The Boy Who Cried Bigfoot

Zack’s first trip to sleep away camp gets a little hairy when legends of a mysterious creature lurking in the woods turn out to be more than just campfire tales. Is it the missing link? Yeti? Sasquatch? Bigfoot?!

How I Went from Bad to Verse

Roses are red, Violets are blue,Zack can’t stop rhyming; Now what will he do?Zack goes on a class trip, gets an insect bite, and suddenly can’t speak a single word that isn’t in rhyme. Talking like a modern day Shakespeare may be fun at first, but not when you can’t turn it off! What could be verse? How did this happen? And how can Zack make it stop?

Don’t Count on Dracula

Strange things just won’t stop happening to Zack! One more out of this world adventures join this funny series about a 10 year old who’s prone to paranormal problems.

Zack enters a horror film fan contest, and he and his best friend win an evening with Mella Bugosi, an aging horror film star with a Transylvanian accent. It’s not long before Zack notices Mella has some pretty odd habits: he avoids sunlight at all costs, he sleeps in a coffin, and…
Zack hopes that’s V 8 he’s drinking! Could good old Mella be an actual vampire?

This Body’s Not Big Enough for Both of Us

Strange things just won’t stop happening to Zack! One more out of this world adventures join this funny series about a 10 year old who’s prone to paranormal problems.

At a magic show, a hypnotist puts Zack into a trance to ‘channel’ a personality from one of his past lives. Pretty cool until after the show, Zack realizes that the past life personality is still inside his body and is trying to control what he says and does. Talk about internal struggle!

Greenish Eggs and Dinosaurs

Oops! Zack’s in trouble again! He buys a large, green, weird looking egg at a flea market, then the housekeeper inadvertently does the exact thing she was told not to do: she microwaves it. Suddenly he’s taking care of a very strange reptilian something. It might be a plesiosaur, it appears to be growing quickly, and one thing’s for sure it’s not going to fit in Zack’s small Manhattan apartment for long!

My Grandma, Major League Slugger

Zack’s Grandma Leah is back and peppier than ever in another hilarious escapade. Is she turning into a teenager again? Nope turns out she’s developed amazing batting skills. What’s the obvious next step? Could it involve the Chicago White Sox? Read on and see!

Trapped in the Museum of Unnatural History

It seems like a regular field trip to a natural history museum until Zack gets locked inside for the night and discovers what really goes on in those display cases when no one is watching. A tribe of curious Neanderthals, rampaging woolly mammoths, prehistoric food shortages…
it’s just another wild adventure for Zack!

Me and My Mummy

Mummies are cool, but they re creepy, too! Zack has faced aliens, vampires, time travelers, ghosts, and Bigfoot now find out what happens when he meets teenage mummy Ikhnaton Icky for short.

My Teacher Ate My Homework

Zack’s new substitute teacher seems kind of odd. And she is rather hairy. And get this, her name is Mrs. Wolfowitz! But is she really a werewolf? Or just one very weird lady who happens to like the taste of homework papers? Read on to find out!

Tell a Lie and Your Butt Will Grow

Zack’s classmate Andrew Clancy is always bragging. Everyone knows he’s a big liar. But suddenly, Andrew is having trouble hiding the fact that he isn’t telling the truth, and every time he tells another whopper, his butt grows bigger will it ever stop?

Just Add Water…and Scream!

When Zack and Spencer get the late-night munchies at a sleepover, they curb their hunger with some freeze-dried food that Zack got at the Air & Space Museum. After devouring freeze-dried ice cream and pizza, they come across an extra package of freeze-dried something. When opened and wet, the shriveled mass starts growing, and growing and growing! How will the boys stop an out-of-control blob from eating everything in sight before it’s too late?

Illustrated by Jack E. Davis.

It’s Itchcraft

Zack is nervous about the fifth grade Halloween dance. He doesn’t know how to dance and he doesn’t have a date! When Zack meets Prudence, a beautiful girl who speaks with a funny accent and dresses in old fashioned clothing, he’s smitten. He thinks he’s found the perfect date for the dance! Prudence is so different from the rest of the kids he knows. She’s actually come from the past the year 1692 to be exact and she’s fleeing the Salem witch trials! Will Zack and Prudence even make it to the dance, or will she have to return to the past? Read on to find out!

Illustrated by Jack E. Davis

The Day Everything Tasted Like Broccoli

Who is he? He’s Max Silver. Ordinary eleven year old by day. Superhero by, um, afternoon. In this second book in the series, Max must battle the terrifying Tastemaker, a deranged chef who has figured out a way to disengage people s taste buds, causing everything to taste like gulp broccoli!

Maximum Girl Unmasked

Max Silver. Ordinary eleven year old by day. Superhero by, um, afternoon. His sister Tiffany Silver has just joined forces with him as Maximum Girl. But are two superheroes too much for one family?They call me Maximum Boy. It’s a stupid name, I know, but they started calling me that in the newspapers. And now it’s on my costume, so I’m stuck with it…
Super Sibling Rivalry! Ever since Max Silver’s sister Tiffany got her own superpowers, she’s been flaunting them all over the place. All she seems to care about is her costume,her cool name, and whether her superpowers can make her more popular. Max knows she’s putting the whole family in jeopardy by risking exposure. But Tiffany just can’t resist showing off for her friends…
and beating the school record for the high jump.

Attack of the Soggy Underwater People

Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to save the planet before 10 pm 9:30 on school nights. It’s Maximum Boy!Who is he? He’s Max Silver. Ordinary eleven year old by day. Superhero by, um, afternoon…
Maximum Boy is all wet! He’s facing his toughest challenge yet the Soggy Underwater People. They’re mean, they’re green, and they smell really fishy. These creepy creatures from the lost city of Atlantis have invaded Earth’s surface with one goal World Domination. Capital W, capital D. But can a bunch of soggy wet guys with flippers really take over the White House? Parliament? The UN? Not if Maximum Boy has anything to say about it!

Meet Super Sid : Crime Fighting Kid

Move over Maximum Boy, there’s a new superhero in town. And not only is he handsome, loyal, and brave, but his voice has changed! Super Sid is fifteen years old, complete with muscles and athletic ability. And to be honest, umm, our eleven year old hero has arms like twigs. To make matters worse, when Sid turns on the charm, even Max’s family is captivated by those pearly whites. Tiffany may have her biggest crush ever, but Max suspects an imposter. Is Super Sid really as spectacular as he seems?

The Worst Bully in the Entire Universe

Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to save the planet before 10 pm 9:30 on school nights…
It’s Maximum Boy!It’s April Fools! Over and over and over again…
That’s right, some evildoer is playing pranks across the entire country! There are whoopee cushions on school buses. Silly glas*ses on the faces of Mount Rushmore. This prankster is pulling off some pretty peculiar plots! But who better to put a stop to these childish stunts than our eleven year old superhero? In fact, he’s already got some suspects. Like Super Sid the all too perfect superhero that everyone loves to hate. Or could there be a new bully at the heart of all this mischief and mayhem? Maximum Boy is on the case!

Superhero or Super Thief

In this third book of mischief and mayhem, someone has stopped time in order to steal three of the world’s most valuable treasures. Even worse, the thief is wearing a silver cape like Maximum Boy, a black costume like Maximum Boy, and a black baseball cap with Maximum Boy s logo on it. Wait a second, it is Maximum Boy! Could our hero actually be an evil imposter? Or is this a super sized superhero setup?

The Onts

Nobody wants to adopt the Shluffmuffin twins. Wally’s feet stink something awful, and Cheyenne is allergic to everything. Then why are the Mandible sisters so eager to take them home? And what sort of old maids would choose to live in a place called Dripping Fang Forest, where zombies wander the woods singing ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider’ and ten foot long glowing slugs want to suck the feet right off your ankles? Would it seem ungrateful of Wally to point out the Mandible sisters’ extra arms? Or to question their all chocolate, all the time menu? Or, um, to venture into the cellar, where the twins have been told to NEVER, EVER, EVER go? Yeah, perhaps that last bit was a mistake. Now there’s nothing left for the Shluffmuffins to do but run run for their lives!

Treachery and Betrayal at Jolly Days

When last we saw them, the Shluffmuffin twins were running for their lives. In this, the second installment, they run right into the arms of their long lost father. But he’s not quite as they remember him…
Of course, who would be after a tragic Porta Potti accident? Instead, he has become something frightening, something far too horrifying to explain. No, no, we can’t do it, you’ll just have to buck up and read the book yourself. When things get creepy, you try to cover your eyes, but you peek through anyway, don’t you? Well, then, you’ll get what you deserve a laugh attack you’ll never recover from. Serves you right.

The Vampire’s Curse

In an astounding turn of events, the Shluffmuffins twins’ long lost father has reappeared years after his tragic Porta Potti accident. Wally and Cheyenne, of course, are thrilled to see their dear old dad again. But would it be rude to point out how his skin appears to be rotting and falling off in chunks? Or that his breath smells distinctly like bloated roadkill? Come to think of it, he looks an awful lot like…
well, a zombie. So imagine the twins’ delight when they discover that their friend Professor Spydelle has developed a special life restoring elixir, the only known cure for zombiism. Hmmmm. Unfortunately, it seems there are still some kinks to work out on that special Elixir of Life. It cures Dad of his zombiism, only to turn him into…
a vampire. It would seem that things couldn’t get much worse. But when two faces that look suspiciously like giant ants appear in Wally and Cheyenne’s bedroom window one night, things take a turn from dismal…
to dire.

Fall of the House of Mandible

Things seem pretty hopeless for the Shluffmuffin family in the fourth book in this hilarious series. The treacherous Mandible sisters have kidnapped Cheyenne again, and it’s up to Wally to rescue her. And not only is their adoring dad a vampire, but lately he’s taken up all sorts of offensive and unsavory activities like ‘volunteering’ at a bloodmobile and licking strangers’ bleeding wounds on buses. Gross!Throw in thirty six grubby orphans singing show tunes, a bizarre plot to overthrow the human race with a flu virus sprayed out of perfume bottles, and some deadly, chatty wolves, and things in Dripping Fang Forest couldn’t get much more surreal. But when Wally comes up with a brilliant SWAT team style commando plan to get Cheyenne back, the Onts just may be defeated once and for all. Yeah, right…

The Shluffmuffin Boy Is History

After the gang got a little pyromaniacal at the Mandibles’ place, nothing’s as it should be. Wally has suddenly turned into an eternal optimist, Vampire Dad wants to give the twins up for adoption, and Cheyenne has been acting awfully, well, hypnotized lately. Meanwhile, everyone in downtown Cincinnati is snotting and snuffling from a mysterious and deadly flu virus and the ont larvae are quietly gaining strength underground. Luckily, a suspicious stranger with a syringe shows up to give Wally a free ‘vaccination.’ Now, there couldn’t possibly be anything wrong with that picture, could there?

Attack of the Giant Octopus

After Wally’s brush with death by insulin shock a lesser known means of assassination, for sure, he and Cheyenne are more determined than ever to stop the Ont Queen and her millions of minions from enslaving the human race and ending life on Earth as we know it. But how can two orphans overthrow an entire army of freakishly massive ants? And further, how do we know that the Ont Queen won’t resort to even more creepy and unusual methods to try to exterminate Wally once and for all?
Well, these two scrawny kids have managed to survive this long, haven’t they? They might just make it through one more book.

Please Don’t Eat the Children

What can we expect from the next two brilliantly creepy books in the deliciously disturbing Dripping Fang series? Well, it’s probably a safe guess that they will be just as bizarre and frightfully fun as the others. And we could possibly surmise that they ll take our two heroes, Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin, back to the clutches of the show tune happy Hortense Jolly at the Jolly Days Orphanage, where odd adventures might ensue. Who knows, maybe even The Jackal of international assassin fame will make another appearance. Nothing s exactly for certain when it comes to these out of the ordinary tales, but it s definitely a fact that Dan Greenburg gets wackier and more inventive with each new installment.

When Bad Snakes Attack Good Children

What can we expect from the next two brilliantly creepy books in the deliciously disturbing Dripping Fang series? Well, it’s probably a safe guess that they will be just as bizarre and frightfully fun as the others. And we could possibly surmise that they ll take our two heroes, Wally and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin, back to the clutches of the show tune happy Hortense Jolly at the Jolly Days Orphanage, where odd adventures might ensue. Who knows, maybe even The Jackal of international assassin fame will make another appearance.
Nothing s exactly for certain when it comes to these out of the ordinary tales, but it s definitely a fact that Dan Greenburg gets wackier and more inventive with each new installment.

Dude, Where’s My Spaceship

Klatu is such a varna! He crashed the spaceship into planet Earth with his brother Lek and sister Ploo onboard. Stuck in the middle of the Nevada desert with nowhere to run, Ploo is captured by army Earthlings who think that she is an enemy of humankind. Can Klatu and Lek to rescue Ploo from the terrifying Major Paine? Or will Ploo be held prisoner in Area 51 forever?

From the Trade Paperback edition.

Lost in Las Vegas

Ploo, Lek, and Klatu have escaped from Area 51 and hit the road in a stolen station wagon. Where are they headed? Las Vegas, of course! After all Vegas has everything slot machines, drive through wedding chapels, Elvis impersonators. It’s sure to have someone who can fix their slightly beat up spaceship!From the Trade Paperback edition.

Chilling with the Great Ones

Klatu, Lek, and Ploo head back to Groom Lake to fix their busted spaceship. But the spaceship is gone–it’s been taken to Area 51. There’s nothing for the aliens to do other than sneak in and search for it. Instead they find something they weren’t looking for–the Great Ones! The mythic missing Looglians Org, Murkel, Shemp, and Kurth crashed at Roswell New Mexico in 1947, and have been in the deep freeze ever since. Can our three wacky alien kids rescue them?

Dan Greenburg brings his trademark quirkiness and humor to the third book in his newest chapter book series.

Attack of the Evil Elvises

After thier spaceship is taken by the Great Ones, Ploo, Klatu, and Lek return to Las Vegas. There they discover an infestation of Elvisimpersonators, in town for a convention. Klatu, Lek, and Ploo are sure the odd looking humans are up to no good, and it turns out that they’re right…
for once. These are no ordinary Elvises they are evil aliens from outer space in disguise with nefarious plans to take over Earth!From the Trade Paperback edition.

Lights Camera…liftoff!

KLATU, LEK, AND PLOO just missed their ride home to planet Loogl. The army men from Area 51 scared their spaceship away. So where can they find a place to land a spaceship without causing havoc? Hollywood, of course, on the stage set of a film crew! But when they get there, the three kids are roped into being extras on a new sci fi TV show. Have Lek, Klatu, and Ploo finally hit the big time? Break out the shades they’ve gone from seeing stars…
to being stars!From the Trade Paperback edition.

Thrills, Spills, and Cosmic Chills

Klatu, Lek, And Ploo finally have a day off from their job as extras on a hit sci fi TV show. So what should they do around Los Angeles for a day? Go to Dizzyland, of course! The amuseme*nt park has everything, from roller coasters to ferris wheels to funhouses. It even has a small zoo. But when Klatu, Lek, and Ploo look through the zoo, they are shocked to find a fuzzy baby alien, named Mu, all locked up. They have to set Mu free!

From the Trade Paperback edition.

Young Santa

From bestselling author Dan Greenburg comes a funny holiday story about ‘Old Saint Nick’ before he grew old!WARNING: This story will make you laugh so hard, your stomach will jiggle like a bowl full of jelly…
Before the big belly, rosy cheeks, and long white beard, Santa Claus was a normal teenager living a not so normal life! Even as a kid, Santa was full of good cheer. But where did he get that suit? And those reindeer? And why did a boy from the North Pole start delivering presents to children all around the world? The answers are in this book and they aren’t what you’d expect!

Moses Supposes

Monsignor Aldo R. Fabrizzi, a highly placed cleric in the Vatican said, ‘Very cool, and lots funnier than the original. I giggled the whole way through Genesis.’

Claws

When Cody is 14, he runs away from home, leaving behind his abusive mother, and flees across the country. He doesn t stop until he hits Texas and the Sam Houston Tiger Ranch. Under the guidance of Sunny, the ranch’s owner, he cares for the animals in ways he never imagined. He feeds them a diet of raw, bloody meat. He cleans out their cages. He takes them for exercise. He finds out how to get a tiger to back down, and when he should back down himself. But there is another lesson Cody has to learn sometimes people are harder to handle than tigers.

From the Hardcover edition.

How to Make Yourself Miserable for the Rest of the Century

In this updated and revised edition of How to Make Yourself Miserable, Dan Greenburg and Marcia Jacobs walk readers through every phase of self torture and humiliation imaginable, bringing them through the twentieth century feeling more miserable, guilty, and worried than ever!

How to Avoid Love and Marriage

A hilarious spoof of modern love, offering invaluable instruction on starting lover’s quarrels, administering The Silent Treatment, and more. A Miniature Editions book.

200 Super-Fun, Super-Fast Math Story Problems

Quick & Funny Math Problems That Reinforce Skills in multiplication, Division, Fractions, Decimals, Measurement and MorePerfect For Reluctant Math Learners!Math is mega fun with these hilarious math story problems one for each day of the school year! Students will jump at the chance to solve these math problems that give practice in addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, estimation, time, money, geometry, and so much more! A witty way to meet the NCTM standards!

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