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King of the Mild Frontier

ISBN13: 9780307282538
ISBN: 0307282538
Average Goodreads rating: 3.97/5 (1 ratings)

Do you know:
A good reason to be phobic about oysters and olives?
How shutting your mouth can help you avoid brain surgery?
How to survive in the winter wilderness with only a fishing pole and a sausage?

Chris Crutcher knows the answers to these questions and more. Once you have read about his life as a dateless, broken-toothed, God-fearing dweeb and have contemplated his ascension to the buckskin-upholstered throne of the King of the Mild Frontier, you will say, "I, too, can be an author."

Apparently, anyone can.